Weird stuff

f1r3g0dd35s: LALHDKSJFSJFsio;djmfkl;dsfjds
dEss314: wats that?
dEss314: did u die?
f1r3g0dd35s: lol
f1r3g0dd35s: i was gonna say
f1r3g0dd35s: alala
f1r3g0dd35s: then my hands got out of control

Haha I love this Cali girl.

At Dinner:
Me: So wait, you're scared of beans??
Person: No! Well, only when they're in groups.

Because yes, apparently herds of beans are much more dangerous than a lone bean!
Hehe this person is super cool too. No harsh feelings.

dEss314: so ive been thinking
ll sensei ll: again?
ll sensei ll: ^^

I got this email a long time ago, just checking old stuff:
_______________________________________________________
From : Joel Farber
Sent : Friday, February 23, 2001 5:38 AM
To : dess314@hotmail.com
Inbox

I recieved an anonymus e-mail that reads as follows:

"I am plotting against someone."

From this we can conclude that someone is plotting against someone.

________________________________________________________

These convos are from a billion years ago, so if they are too weird, i dont take blame :).

J: love your new profile
Me: thanks, "never miss an opportunity to prove you have crazy friends"
J: "and never miss an opportunity to bite into your friends skull"
Me: AHHHH!!
J: i mean ummm....did I say bite? i meant.......kite into your friends home.
Me: I'll keep my windows closed thanks...
J: That wont save you...

A: we need something like the light waves given off of radioactively charged sasquatches
B: right

Im not one to often quote my own weirndess, but finding this doc was just strange.

dEss314: my dreams are so real now
dEss314: its annoying
dEss314: i was talking to the new chem professor in my dream and he's like hold on a for a few minutes
dEss314: he goes and talks to someone
dEss314: and i stand around for, literally a few minutes trying to keep myself entertained
ll sensei ll: hahahall
sensei ll: jeez your dreams are boring
dEss314: and he started cracking these corny jokes
dEss314: and i laughed to humor him
dEss314: but the jokes made sense and ive never herad them before
ll sensei ll: ...
ll sensei ll: oh dear
...
dEss314: u kno im so lame
dEss314: the jokes must have come from me right
dEss314: cause it was my dream
dEss314: and therefore, i was laughing at my own jokes
dEss314: hahahahaha
dEss314: hey, i just did it agian.
dEss314: gah
ll sensei ll: ...
ll sensei ll: hahaha
ll sensei ll: you've lost it


Fola314: dess the card is so good
Fola314: im tempted to show u my masterpiece...
Fola314: and then ill show u the card
Fola314: lol interpret that however u want
DEss314: haha ok
DEss314: ok ok
DEss314: lets see it then
Fola314: nope nope nope
Fola314: ull see manana
Fola314: bananamana fofana me my momana manana
Fola314: er something

Guy: yah i guess the date went well
DEss314: were u nervous?
DEss314: honestly
DEss314: not as bad as u thought huh
Guy: the restraining order doesnt take effect for a few more days
DEss314: lol
DEss314: u BIT HER
Guy: no no dess i have never bit anyone
Guy: nervous, yah i was so nervous i bowled in the wrong direction
Guy: so i spent most of the date with her at the ER
DEss314: haha
Guy: she'll be able to walk in a few weeks

DEss314: What kind of video card do you have again?
Fola314: im sure it doesnt compare with ur supermegaabomination v3000 alpha2 missioncriticalcrafthullconditioncritical vid card
DEss314: u mean Geforce 4 ti 4200 128 DDram?
Fola314: same thing
DEss314: my card is kinda old
DEss314: the one im getting
Fola314: i see
Fola314: so the student has become the master
DEss314: wha
Fola314: the yin and the yang have become one in the same and the circle of pain is now complete
Fola314: work with me here
DEss314: hmm
Fola314: and then it was written that the geforce rose from his soul and 4ged a TIe between the 4200 buddhist monks and the 128 rebel priests on DDramamine
DEss314: u are psycho

Ok yea these probably arent the same to other people. But... if only u knew the inside jokes.. .hehe